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Sunday, May 09, 2010

Even Elmo Can Get Sexual Too

Current mood: aroused>_>

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If Elmo died and went to Hell real soon,
it will appear to his as his world
and for eternity Elmo would lay in his bed.
with his goldfish and his crayons and the different shades of reeed
Elmo's teaching all the little kids about fruit
Elmo secretly wants to fuck youuuu
but Elmo I have no interest in the things you do
on that show everyday
I thought you were totally gay........
Until i called you on the phone and you touched yourself
Elmo touched himself
then I touched myself.
then Elmo got aroused at me touching myself
then I laughed myself to sleep..........
At this rate, Elmo needs to head to his thinking chair
Cause this jobs not getting him anywhere.
And when I described my underwear.
he told the kids tomatoes were vegetables not frruiiits
you're too old to be hitting on that little girl,
so the cops will prepare you for a sick dark world
Know that I was your downfall
But you call and you call and you callllll.....
i called you on the phone and you touched yourself
Elmo touched himself
then I touched myself.
then Elmo got aroused at me touching myself
then I laughed myself to sleep..........

i called you on the phone and you touched yourself
Elmo touched himself
then I touched myself.
then Elmo got aroused at me touching myself
then I laughed myself to sleep..........



lol dontchu judge me XD
May 9th, 2010 1:23am by //_O- 0 comments - 0 Kudos - Report!
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