The Bogrolls

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in the dark
from your chair
lobbing sweets
through the air

strike someone
on the head
knocks them out
they might even be dead

my grin is growing
while I'm busy throwing
m&ms are going
to collide with your fro

my mouth is lolling
while i enjoy lobbing
missiles at your noggin
until you turn emo

assassinate
until the end
Wesley sniped
by m&ms

ricochet
off their wig
you wrecked the film
but maintained a grin

my grin is growing
while I'm busy throwing
m&ms are going
to collide with your fro

my mouth is lolling
while i enjoy lobbing
missiles at your noggin
until you turn emo

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Actual Horse
dont shoot me down
im up for it
delete my frown

authentic horse
im stalking you
dont kick me back
with your horse show

i'll buy some chips to pull you in
and in the hay we'll share a grin or two

actual horse
im into you
your donkey teeth
have charmed me through

actual horse
your epic mane
has made me swoon
its a shame your gay

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Turkey sub your chins wobbling
like a turkeys neck when your gossiping.
Behind my back I know your slagging me
with a mouth jam packed full of custard creams.

Your life is void of anything
worth bragging of or mentioning,
your blatantly a nosey cow
watch my dropkick rebound off your mono brow.

Turkey sub
slagging me off while your lapping up
all the apple pies and other guff
that floats in your mouth
your a gossy two faced cow.

Turkey sub you've got a triple chin
it gives you a frown but me a grin
it serves you right for spreading crap
it's punishment for being fat.

My advice to you is to keep your nose
out of my affairs and just mind your own
hence the fact that your a div
I'll take this chance to throw you off a cliff.

Turkey sub
slagging me off while your lapping up
all the apple pies and other guff
that floats in your mouth
your a gossy two faced cow.

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Granny Smith would you go out with me
i'll feed you murrey mints and make you cups of tea

Oh Granny Smith edging on ninety one
but you've still got the moves why dont we get it on tonight

Granny Smith will you invite me in
for crumpets and a mug of tea know what i mean?

And Granny Smith your pacemaker blew
to pieces when we tried some of those tricky moves last night

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Chimp flip has failed
dentures have derailed
dentist is due
pay him to fix you

chimp flip impressed
your mates but messed
your teeth, smashed them
value this lesson

failed chimp flip forced your teeth to eject
before you smashed your chin on the floor they neglected
to abandon ship so the collision broke them all out
scattered on the floor
red face no doubt

chimp flip free fall
onlookers giggle
airborne antics
have made you a spastic

chimp flip performed
red face, feels warm
toothless, don't go
and make yourself emo

failed chimp flip forced your teeth to eject
before you smashed your chin on the floor they neglected
to abandon ship so the collision broke them all out
scattered on the floor
red face no doubt

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Who've have twigged
it was a wig
relaxing on his head

Too scared to say
his hair was afk
he conned us all instead

Skinhead Maru
his wig flew
away when
the wind blew

Skinhead Maru
I always knew
his hair was fake
he tricked you